I am so excited about Allison and Brian's recent news. I realized, though, that Brian may not really be prepared for becoming an offical member of the Fagan clan. Here below I have listed some important facts, information, advice, suggestions he should know ahead of time. Hopefully this does not scare him away :)
1. When going on vacation, please remember to pack underwear.
2. Just accept that we think we are really funny. Please feel free to join in making fun of others to make ourselves feel better. (I am trying to do laps! You people).
3. Even if you don't really like the White Sox, keep it to yourself. You like them now.
4. When we go to amusement parks and there is a ride with no line, don't believe me when I say one more time. It will probably be 60.
5. Allison doesn't like to talk about tires. I am sure you know that by now.
6. You and Mike can't be on the same team during games anymore....there is something fishy about the Marilyn Monroe incident that I don't like...
7. the Fagan girls are always right.
8. Now you will be expected to help us move whenever we buy new houses, move out of apts., etc.
9. You must attend family meetings and be the notetaker.
10. Raygan games. When this time comes around, people can become very competitive. You better as well or people on your team will determine you the weakest link.
11. You have to know your music trivia. It is good if you know the year songs came out and how high they went on the chart....Dad Fagan likes to quiz ....I believe he is working on the 1980's right now. That is a good place to start studying.
12. When you get picked on or made fun of....it means we love you. We have a weird way of showing we care. At least I hope this is right because I get picked on ALL the time.
I am sure I will think of more things...but this is a good place to start. I am very happy to have you be a part of our family!!
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Even if there are more men than women in the family now, the Fagan girls are definitely always right!
Bonnie you forgot to mention that Brian should learn the words to Kumbaya (I don't know how to spell that) for moments around the smores maker.
This one cracked me up.....last first....of course you are loved (the most?), cause, you were picked on the most. You still own the one moment when I know for sure my heart stopped.......when I thought I had to call my sister and tell her I lost you.....you crack me up Bawnee......and I miss you dearly..ur.
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